bored jokes

I am sooooo bored. I need a couple jokes. Please post some jokes here.

Here’s one to start off with:

A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a
sentence. Mary said, “My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we
saw all the animals. It was fascinating.” The teacher said, “That was
good, but I wanted the word “‘fascinate.'”

Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and
saw the animals. I was fascinated.” The teacher said, “Good, but I wanted
the word “fascinate.”

Little Billy raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Billy was
noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he
could damage the word “fascinate” so she called on him.

Billy said, “My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her boobs are
so big she can only fasten 8.”


Michelle says:

Q: What do astronauts like on their sandwiches?

A: Launch meat!

Q: Why did the pirate have to go to jail?

A: He was guilty of ARRRRRRSON.

Mandar says:

Q: If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where does a girl with one leg work?


* Dirk Watkins says:

Q: Why was the painting sent to jail?

A: Cause it was FRAMED!

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