Superfluous Mission Statements

It’s our responsibility to dramatically provide access to resource-leveling meta-services in order to professionally promote emerging products while maintaining the highest standards

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Our mission is to authoritatively fashion professional intellectual capital so that we may endeavor to seamlessly engineer excellent information to stay competitive in tomorrow’s world

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It’s our responsibility to authoritatively negotiate innovative services in order to solve business problemsor

Our mission is to interactively create virtual data to meet our customer’s needs

Oh, it’s soo good: http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/games/career/bin/ms.cgi


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  1. Said Hamideh Avatar
    Said Hamideh

    Dirk,

    You found me on Twine. I am an web 2.0 entrepreneur here in Milwaukee and have some exciting work to farm out. We should talk some time if you’re interested. 917 549-1022

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